Sunday, September 27, 2009

Smells Like Shitty Nachos


Nirvana - NE Corner of Bathurst & College

These nachos were fucking shitty...

I don't even want to break it down they were so disappointing. No cheese, stale chips, 6 black olives not even sliced?
I'm not sure if this food is supposed to be ironic, grunge inspired nachos, really not my thing. Sorry!

Both me and my dining pal agreed, we actually thought about complaining the food was so bad.

0 out of 6 heartshaped boxes.







Thursday, September 24, 2009

7 11 what class!


CHEAP AND EASY! EITHER FOR DATES OR FOR GOING STAGGGG!!
Anytown, USA



So if you're unemployed like me, you're gonna need a cheap nacho fix. What better place then the palace of cheap eats, 711.

One of my favorite things about 711 nachos is that you choose what you want and how much of it you want. Generally a good rule of thumb is to load up as much shit as you possibly can, sure the guy at the counter might get pissed, but don't let his 711 graveyard shift anger harsh your buzz.

Breakin it dooown

The cheese isn't real, it's processed but if you're at 711 you're probably there to refill your vodka slushie anyway and are likely too drunk to notice. KILLLLLLER

Toppings consist of Jalapenos and some other shit i can't remember i was hammered

Lots of Salsa and shit i guess?

Overall i was fucking wasted with pennies in my pocket and walked away with a pretty fucking good drunk walk home meal!

4 angry store clerks out of 6 on this one

Night Everyone !